A criminal gang poses as a string quintet whilst planning a heist in the King’s Cross home of an oblivious old biddy. When she becomes wise to their ruse the thugs draw lots to decide who should bump her off and avoid a spell in choky. With only her parrot, General Gordon, to help her, Mrs Wilberforce is alone with five desperate men. But who will be forced to face the music? A classic black comedy with a final body-count in the Tarantino class. Reimagined by the creator of Father Ted from the 1955 Ealing Studios original starring Peter Sellers and Alex Guiness.